Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
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) U: Y, ~# o; m Husband : Nothing.
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# ?0 @4 Y- K# ?- G Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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9 i3 e! _7 L5 U, j Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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* N9 p. \5 T. r; X  n" F0 e" N Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

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Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
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Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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; t- L( E$ _- o! j5 L Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
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Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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1 t- S+ A. ^* g Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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  I& I- Q: e( C( j" o8 h( Z A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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4 I. @" E, M2 _. C8 L( E4 t, |, n 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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" z" }  l& I3 ~, F A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'