Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
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0 T: _% |. _) C3 R Husband : Nothing.
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3 S! F+ V* j6 c! p- T0 p Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

; T. _5 u5 p& H; B9 j9 H Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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$ }9 X- z7 G$ B$ \! z" L4 N% { Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
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2 n/ x& o! K  z$ J  n Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'

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1 E) r1 s1 L& S4 i Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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0 K, S! h8 G) W$ t  y& d Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
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Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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1 u7 ~" K$ [7 d8 b Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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* p1 x" D7 f; m8 Z2 Q He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'