我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
9 C7 w0 M/ y! R. ^* l9 s3 U' G5 f8 n  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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% D8 q& j4 I) I$ i5 ?   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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! n6 [* Z* R- u: t  "So why not today? Please!"
  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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   "OK, but listen carefully."
# D0 w4 \  Y6 t: s「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

( x+ k, C0 `8 R$ e  @: X7 K   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
2 D) _: {. ?! C0 q「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
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   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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: s1 @6 e% x$ O- |! i9 q  _  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
4 C0 _$ O/ X' v) c' f  V  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶