Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
# `( `+ Y" \) d$ x, U5 jAnswer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
: O% N5 q8 r) ~  F/ @, ~6 Q3 p9 J" T+ hAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
, w: R; M( R, w: ~; ?7 ~Answer : "With milk"
8 {: w$ a& U; b9 x! jQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
& x0 _" N+ K& F% bQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
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& K' \; o9 Y4 c. L( v9 cQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
& R. d0 w( e6 v5 ]" P1 vAnswer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
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( t# |$ L$ Q  N/ B# t* ~Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
2 R9 p: o. o* g5 j  k' H% i4 N+ k9 xQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"