Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.

  d2 w9 s- T8 j7 \8 @3 TOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
% b: q+ k$ {" p9 P) q  cAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
  v/ p6 v, ~% \/ z0 L- W/ b. qAnswer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
- e7 ~+ |: D! oAnswer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
- m4 i: S' s  N- NQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
1 ?( v0 O; _  p, g. n8 ?Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
& j, V, \) ]- n6 F# sQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
2 u6 b" J, T3 L- W' NAnswer : "Cane sugar"
6 |) s7 J3 {9 _4 ~# v' E% YQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
" @- O/ ~+ K6 O- {9 N9 E$ AQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
7 h$ C6 W! A) e& E. I, BAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"