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工程師笑話。。。
Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
2 d4 Z& o" i) j1 k9 B" l' o b週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...
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" e, X& O8 P- o2 V# gwith.......computer technical explanation......... $ Z3 i: |' L" I7 |3 Z* `
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 .... 0 [! i# Z, _! u, |- ^5 J! \
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
$ |6 d2 U5 w% e& K T5 A- T" o「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 ) i+ l& @4 N- T5 p
+ S" i, t, |: |"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
& V4 n3 ]; l2 c, R* k8 f, O「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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, v" C, V' ~$ x4 T, o"So why not today? Please!" : p* T V, X+ }% m$ P: Z, }
「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 8 a) { \+ H) D) ]6 U0 B
. `: R3 t# m; x7 E- `( ]/ d7 p2 G* T! a"OK, but listen carefully."
6 }4 n2 G. v; g v「好吧,你仔細聽著!」
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) Y7 ?' o1 b, u! {! {/ _9 J/ J"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
/ s' l* n# F: G% \3 u「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識, 4 ]" a! y) q4 q) v) u! G9 ^
! h0 I* q! c) J( g2 u) j- J8 r6 J! vIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
& p0 V! \9 B7 c% g. q% V1 Y並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了, 8 E% X" P$ K, k8 j
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
8 ~5 Q) o$ g! P0 A$ d' W那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料, ; p9 F8 N" z2 \5 g( D
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When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall. 9 ^$ V% O% w2 `1 v2 a* z! a9 W# M4 W* f8 A
當我完成上載時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
: g1 ~( {8 Z1 w* T因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,
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3 @8 c+ d, k/ N% U+ ]nine months later...
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