夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

% W* k1 j/ V! NThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
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jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
/ _+ h! F6 l' {( s* e) ~* h週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

6 |3 d3 I9 U. twith.......computer technical explanation.........
4 `: Q# C* ?8 E+ _& R) i- R3 i言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

3 r! w' [( A% v: _2 V  Q/ Y"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
/ b8 z  D8 j! J' {& ?9 f「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
$ _: I) V% v' P% B3 q: B# J「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

$ `7 K* Q/ M# F"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
+ Q% v) g( x& Q4 _6 A  D並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

$ o7 A& p4 r# a; ^Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
- f. L$ [; K$ E) b2 [: I那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...

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