Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.
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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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7 ~$ S; o5 }: \ Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
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) ^% r; K, w' d$ w. p* Q) ~& x Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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! A, J* F0 d& g& P$ p Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

' ?  M7 p' _# f: U Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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( K7 c; F& ]9 a3 [ Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

2 c7 p: N9 ~0 g1 K8 d- m 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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3 i4 P& s3 v: {  T& P A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

. \) Y3 F$ |9 E( z, b3 l He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'