Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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) O* x$ ]9 b; K4 x4 J) m" M) ]$ g$ i7 z2 x Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'
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" A: ^( l+ l% y Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
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( {( z2 `. Z! ~) x; U2 N5 t: w4 A5 T/ Y Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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& R3 y+ l: Y  d, e' f0 ^0 y Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

/ z) a) s2 w" Z Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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( t% S3 o! I* A% U+ ?& W1 _ Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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+ X' `3 k0 W8 [8 J3 \' j% Z6 w A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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& f, {1 P+ V5 j: Y& j- n' @ Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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0 i8 P. N$ S2 V  J$ {- J9 ] He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'