我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力
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: I  Q: B# a6 ^$ ]7 ^"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
8 c+ k( t1 {7 u8 B% E' w+ n  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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& n8 y* T: P# V" n+ T, J5 I5 h: z2 {   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
) m3 O; ^, O' m$ {0 J/ i/ I「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

  "So why not today? Please!"
  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

+ |! Y6 U# F$ Y3 p   "OK, but listen carefully."
0 r; {6 v; T) K) [# C2 s, ?* N「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

# Y& \+ _2 ?! A/ a6 u  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
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3 v: R7 `6 b5 ?3 d$ h2 a   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，

1 H1 |! t, J* j% p& g" f3 u; s  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
: m$ q. v5 Q) `8 z+ E) x3 }' h  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."

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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
3 u, V  G1 a. Z) L6 K$ m* y% E  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
+ y4 V( F0 n- X. G哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶