我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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) m4 a7 A3 N2 l! v" Q  "So why not today? Please!"
& y; \) {& q- {3 Z  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

   "OK, but listen carefully."
3 s2 X3 A3 G% `8 a: r7 ]「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

5 U1 V$ I) Q3 W: e   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
8 G; r' Y) |* y「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
1 P; O9 H' o* b; y3 u& [並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
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" l% f$ @) o8 h& G   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
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  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
8 C/ F- a0 a* j- G0 x/ [  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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3 h2 E5 s+ W1 ^  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  W% w& p2 y: T% j  nine months later we ended up with a virus."

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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
; {6 b* A) m" G6 x$ f5 I- H0 _哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶