Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
% V: x/ {. U0 Q; F: E0 MAnswer : "white"
9 R% T3 r, S, GQuestion : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
! E, s. U% g, \Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
2 B) E% e+ t  lQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
8 b( y' I% d3 I) hAnswer : "Cane sugar"
/ t$ q' y, f: j" c  oQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
$ p7 O3 J8 p7 \% f, v. gQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"