夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
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# ]; h: r$ I; yWhen asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
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當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

with.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
2 n8 Q" Q% w4 u# j4 S! i「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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; H: Q5 j6 k! n% E" Y- ]0 z- U"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
* s+ v) s- y" R0 L( l; X6 B) O「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

" N+ g( M( R; [( Z"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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. N. L3 \& `/ t* U+ L1 aIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
5 U% C( G  T' I2 p- p9 c# _那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，
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, ]" U2 O( U: F3 LWhen dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
4 T8 u+ n- p, k6 D& c0 q( r因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...
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