夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。
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When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
5 d+ j- c* J+ s( o3 G5 ]週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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3 M* z% w) V7 [- ^4 `with.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

1 j3 g) E% `) m! K7 r! b7 }"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
$ I* y/ ]+ R+ K2 y4 J7 M. V, p「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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  `9 Q& Y. k0 X+ a% R2 Y6 ^' e"So why not today? Please!"
* ]1 b9 i8 R  R* o8 J0 M' H' V「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
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"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
6 P3 M" L$ q) x- U4 d「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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4 f/ N- t. u, ^5 r5 ?+ g1 R4 r1 rIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
5 o6 o* N0 q) v並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
6 s9 Q3 o: H& s7 T; ~0 O, U5 K4 d那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

0 ]1 w5 c9 l/ ]* M; S' JSince it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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