Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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& K& e1 F, R$ ~& @- r* p7 a* [! a Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

, @$ G4 s1 Q& A* ]+ c- k Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
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Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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3 v5 Z; G& w: _! n. P4 W# H Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
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Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

' r1 N* y6 W3 A, V Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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0 J1 m( E' u1 ^4 z, q6 z& A' i A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

' c2 o* C' V2 b- I& t' ? 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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" g9 ^! [! o+ ?7 R: y1 N The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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) w! e. R% Q) t' {) A2 V A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'