Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

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Let's learn some English this time.

  a7 D- _0 B5 \# F- A" s; OOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
- H4 J- q  k" c2 @Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
. k6 ~3 }1 `6 T# q* Z% H+ o) X2 MAnswer : "white"
$ Q8 B& z  A5 g$ H5 p" {- W2 r; L9 `Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
4 f- W0 A: R  `! X. j& g' o3 JAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
% x1 A. V) ?6 R& X) lQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
9 y' J4 {( W& z  TAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
( j+ P( e! b$ _; Z6 E+ \! nAnswer : "Mineral water"
5 G; l+ b; A/ Z- UQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"