夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。
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9 w) U$ {: O: KWhen asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
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" G3 O" E: d6 ]1 d" J; M當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
8 ]" `$ T3 F: e  x3 F0 v" N3 M週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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with.......computer technical explanation.........
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0 o$ E) @1 @! b) I: z# B+ ["Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
" {; G/ w; p0 N1 }1 F7 v' W+ U「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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"So why not today? Please!"
( V( f; b/ \* @$ y4 |& m「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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9 \* \5 x7 T/ Y"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
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In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
4 ^4 S# n$ Q7 u, L那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，
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1 z6 m" f/ g1 K0 ^! C3 o( qWhen dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

/ \! F: a# ^$ [3 lSince it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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nine months later...
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
( g' ^( f; k( P; f) B" T好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!