夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
# L" T$ i. i( ]0 p9 `. \) u) X9 o3 t曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

; o, w$ ^) h! k( h+ AWhen asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

! w1 K( c1 z; a' M+ C- q當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

with.......computer technical explanation.........
, m6 @& j0 b9 Z! x: z言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
# e8 W* p# }* b8 f「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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- s7 Q$ p9 f% J8 P( q$ o"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
0 _# f, n  s" ^" l% Q2 `「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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  R. E# p8 _* F/ q9 j"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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+ y/ J) Q5 W5 c7 K"OK, but listen carefully."
0 r. j4 ~8 Z; n+ k2 N「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
7 `  b8 v' Y3 r) F% D/ B# ~「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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  \5 M5 @2 F4 x# T; [: Z- QIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
. u* u0 z% w( U$ W並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，
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: p. u; ^/ l' k- S4 F% {When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
$ T& g; S/ V6 w7 Y- i因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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nine months later...

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!