Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
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Husband : Nothing.

Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

, A3 ~9 ]' W/ ?2 a Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

9 K% T- r  A! z# B2 P. U- J Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

9 I* x9 A# q  w) \6 g% y Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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5 t: d) \( D  S, t Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

( D5 C& o6 t! \  J4 u5 M$ Y Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
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Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

( n% l2 T! {" K Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

; a, r1 V( x! e1 y' Y" F- z 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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6 V( d% C# d- W' i5 U0 {2 j: @( Z The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'