Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.
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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
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7 ?' w3 i  c; c Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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6 }; p0 U/ q2 s, k1 \ Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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" p# Q! _0 N0 o; T9 c/ i3 Q Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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8 N% A& m( m# q* n* M; F Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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: x. l8 b9 v( U( M A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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% i, h* v# v" C# s% a3 m Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
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9 E& D0 p  S/ q3 R9 I; S) M8 a The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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* |3 f7 q$ Q; o8 F- X A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'