Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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+ z: G& n6 G) K, rOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
$ g( K6 M* H4 W) m+ ]7 ]# MAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
3 g0 D0 h; n! R- e, m* YAnswer : "white"
+ Y, }  f0 P- {/ r" H0 aQuestion : "Milk, or fresh cream?
. l" a. j+ \, H/ h/ O- @8 QAnswer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
# E2 S$ S# g  s+ m; FAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
- j0 ]2 u$ ]4 }8 {Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"