夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
' ^. w$ m, H6 t曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

8 c# F- h" [8 u/ ]When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
( d& r8 Z' ]/ u/ @, p9 d5 R' R週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

with.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
6 R" p& H" e4 g) l% q4 u8 p「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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: V) k. n2 H- ]# }"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
+ T. |% f$ ]& i/ r5 S7 E8 n「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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5 {5 o# ~6 x1 z"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
* P9 D9 g& R( x' I6 ~並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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% u: _. M" A1 n* s9 rMom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...

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