夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

: Y( U* d9 S5 K) z! v' _6 d  oThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。
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When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
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jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

' x; e& k& n8 Ewith.......computer technical explanation.........
2 Q9 q' w; _3 T言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....
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7 j. g3 E; T) m9 E6 {; ^( I"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
9 m1 F3 z- V0 g9 E- }* `「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
; w9 Q1 q8 H; Q「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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% K- p9 G- N3 O2 B1 t; @' c% f"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

0 ], \* X( y  j% i8 z7 W"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
, C% \: v3 X1 N$ L「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
2 E- z( u* {" _5 h3 }8 Q當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
' v5 i+ T( F4 U/ b' A0 H: v7 j因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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