Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband : Nothing.

/ `5 T/ F* H0 L; m Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

. C$ N& d3 o- A; [! s; m Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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; h1 A: F6 Y8 [5 y- D: x- h: b Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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+ G& ~* @$ h6 p8 Z5 k7 y Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem  disappears.'
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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5 d$ [1 d) N* B) Z Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
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Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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9 h. ]! R# \7 g Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

+ G! b! _3 ~4 l8 H& D) u Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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0 a/ k& J& ~) l1 |0 { A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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$ n- I3 H) t/ U A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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) ?7 D: F: ?& X+ ]& Y( {  T He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'