Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
/ X: Q4 X/ }! p- \! N. \Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
4 ^4 U- k! k; t! n! gAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
6 W9 c2 E) S6 W4 B! q: s6 x) d' pQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
5 P& M/ W! _2 I( |  _, M8 lAnswer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
3 j7 n  I' I; t+ ?# Q& _2 iAnswer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
% H+ Z, ?# j9 V: PAnswer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
5 r$ g( z  T! WAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
$ V4 n& b7 h/ t( S5 RQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
& }8 T6 [0 n. p" K# @Answer : "With sugar"
9 B" ?" e# o9 a  @6 k6 jQuestion : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
( f% S5 X4 k" IAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
9 R' t5 s' r8 {5 I7 e% w, j& nAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"