Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

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Let's learn some English this time.

. Z  ]# J! t( F! Q3 e* uOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
& L) B* O# [, eAnswer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
. l4 h' m6 H+ m4 z0 c3 XAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
% @- `6 y) [% w: r; DQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
' m) m# Z0 w* p7 Y% ?8 r2 R5 I: q, `Answer : "With milk"
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
" e+ q5 E8 Z+ k2 L! _Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
! Y- D% B* j) P+ zQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
/ j( M- @& n* uAnswer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
  V. T  m6 M. |+ G9 u* v) tAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
* e: O7 i/ w- `+ ^* IQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
' ^2 d( W' H( f8 G4 Q4 oAnswer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"