夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)

- |9 K' n. F+ r! e: mThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
5 H! J, W$ v+ k" o曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。
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When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

. m# ?6 O5 i$ E# z- s* O當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
' I7 x$ b6 ]9 _: \! q3 H好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
1 A8 ~2 U( {7 {% `4 ?( `. k週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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$ G' A3 G, J4 I" u* w+ M% owith.......computer technical explanation.........
# y: i+ z- L+ ]* ^! M言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....
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1 |$ |5 d8 w0 y"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
4 r, Q- ^/ R# R( r5 \, g「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
4 N+ T( l9 H/ S5 q% Q4 f「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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"So why not today? Please!"
8 E$ ]7 ~$ A! G6 Y「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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"OK, but listen carefully."
& @2 X, v" l5 J0 \- H: S( G/ y「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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7 g$ g5 G4 e* u& f! L! U"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
5 [  F" O0 T, ~; v+ F並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
' I: Q& j$ g7 G7 ?  Q那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，
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/ D6 n9 X% w# K8 J0 R* ?When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...
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