夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)
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+ v. n' {% g6 [0 V7 j3 n5 q3 a$ [7 JThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。
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- d' u. c( |& M6 `# P+ U  f% kWhen asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
7 W$ K, M9 B& m7 A4 p好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
8 ?" |+ F( h$ |2 y" [7 l! N$ ~週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

9 N# S9 y$ e! N2 qwith.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

% j4 e6 d' O5 z/ P"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

( D* l# l5 Y" I- Y' ~"So why not today? Please!"
% M+ D5 ]" @! n- d+ z2 {$ U9 v「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
& d9 N# d. E8 U. C" X7 j「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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6 ^$ K: [( ^* w% b1 R; o"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

8 ?! a5 g8 m! F5 W' RIn the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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: Y' f, m8 s$ ]$ V. N: A. p6 |5 JMom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，
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When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
! n8 h3 F7 C$ [8 K當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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- N- R( C8 b  d8 {  V  YSince it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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$ D0 ?1 ]* n6 v) C5 j9 vnine months later...

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