Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
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Husband : Nothing.
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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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  P4 [! y. B' f1 q- B1 N Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
  
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'

, J$ B7 x  x1 f% O" g0 P, b Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

8 E/ _2 h$ X5 F  i/ B0 _0 H3 o Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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  D3 a5 ], m9 I Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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/ u, p) G, H3 Z4 U% u0 }  Z! G  h A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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4 a6 _! i) W4 v+ f. R3 g/ O$ `% |! F Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

' P! q8 I, D  E& T; A( E The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'