夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

+ H- i4 Z$ v5 P  L6 {When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
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1 _4 @7 _* _" X- m: a1 Y, T: ?當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
3 Z( C- X: r! n) K7 a* S9 N好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

  u9 W( a9 Z* k, r1 E) ]/ gwith.......computer technical explanation.........
4 w- E) c( l! h) a; Y* Q言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

: {: D; ?; D$ {) X8 D) q"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

+ ]7 |0 b+ i; ~. a"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

- m$ N' `0 [' F* \# {/ n"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

2 q4 t3 c% z* t  K7 @In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
' ?- t' h# z/ E  K# v並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
) L! l1 {5 b8 c  K4 E那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

7 S2 g+ y2 \# a3 VWhen dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
" e; l3 z- t" ~: x當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...
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