夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)
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& Z" A, v. s6 S- |! g& z. YThere was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

- ]/ c0 Z" c8 I7 I$ L" A  s0 RWhen asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

# x# H* |! e, `當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”
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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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. L1 U- R8 [( ?) t5 ewith.......computer technical explanation.........
" Y8 v5 k6 C  S" N  A  q言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
  r) B% E( U8 w2 ~  i- R「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

"OK, but listen carefully."
" `6 P: |1 n; ]' w「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

& U. N8 A8 [- D4 U$ ^; n: P" s: N"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
- G+ U" r7 ~" y3 f# c. n「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
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In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，

+ s( w7 U" F/ B1 UMom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
2 N7 y( u- l8 p$ R2 b1 k/ t那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

+ l) ?* K1 t7 f  s5 G3 ^! l* _When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  w1 H( d; b  t* J, K0 C因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

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