夢想成真

sunny.yu

譯文(兔兔/意譯)
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

( i/ K  \# |% n: w1 E當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候，他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品，這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應，會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”

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monkeybad

目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎?
. k, ~6 A, x5 E2 `( j9 J7 \% h好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!

jiming

Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start?
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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1 ^: R( l- L$ |( Q( x! }with.......computer technical explanation.........
言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....

9 n+ I, k; L4 R" M"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

+ T9 n  R& b7 D; x$ P1 d"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
/ q& W/ ]5 P: `$ s+ Z7 k3 e: H8 k「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

"So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

- n$ A& F5 q0 b" f" P+ l: o"OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
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) m* P6 d3 F$ v"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
, ?2 x' ^' \2 M  Z「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
" Y, }( j" R/ E* l: }6 o9 l並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了，
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
+ F5 Y- A( U4 R/ R8 ~/ k& `- Z那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料，

* i( c: a- e! D$ sWhen dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall.
當我完成上載時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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2 q) g* t1 a2 N$ |% S8 jSince it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

nine months later...

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