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工程師笑話。。。
Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start? . U& x9 m: x4 H9 k
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...
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with.......computer technical explanation.........
/ d+ {/ N* T) }2 O1 p言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 ....
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$ r( E4 D0 Y' l/ v7 G"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
$ j/ P2 G q5 j! @3 t9 z4 s「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」
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"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway." / ?7 z) g u& `
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 3 \; ]6 a* k8 X2 j
' A! [/ {; }4 `" z"So why not today? Please!"
$ h: T) O9 ~+ e+ m& l「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 & {( e2 z' S6 ] v; S7 @5 k
+ h! R- H( m( u1 X0 T) Z"OK, but listen carefully." 7 X2 G5 d k" Z; M6 d1 W: a
「好吧,你仔細聽著!」
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9 f. Z* `% T$ Q) W/ N- ]. J"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
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In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
2 i/ ?$ x7 ]1 m* E# i4 M並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了, 5 W1 f, w2 Y) `( C
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. ) J+ f9 v& B$ _1 ?1 \
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料, 0 f+ s" _/ K3 Y. V2 X$ d9 k: M: U0 V
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When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall. 8 T3 f, g8 e) J
當我完成上載時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, 3 C8 X$ f% j; t
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete, ' Z- e: N# N: g/ B6 M
因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚, , [* g! I0 j4 H9 L; X& m; |, F. l* F. e
1 I0 N3 }6 r& v2 i# M, gnine months later...' C- `# L* h3 D) f
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