我是怎麼來到這世界的？外國的老爸都是這樣回答他的孩子麼？

sunny.yu

下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常... 也順便來  考考大家的 英翻中 能力

"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
* u: }$ k9 k9 T8 w5 O  「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

, k* O# d+ x- @/ R# K* S- Z   "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
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  "So why not today? Please!"
5 M' {  |7 Q5 V1 J; t  「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
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   "OK, but listen carefully."
/ ~3 W1 b/ N" q7 L- M2 s「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

% h' Q( W- W! x4 u# ]   "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
! ^+ Y; O( \5 h6 W8 Q' i! U% j「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

* R2 M0 r$ j1 G4 V. J* ?  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected  to mom.
/ w$ T' i$ n' r9 A( {( t並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

   Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
  那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
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  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
' `2 {2 N' g: P6 _  當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
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  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
; U" F# n) V2 V1 q- m  nine months later we ended up with a virus."

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ryo942634

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

larrynec

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
  nine months later we ended up with a virus."
5 @/ O6 F! C1 q$ i- X, J. t! c哈...有夠好笑的...

greyrose

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centereeey

看來是下載完之後中毒了    然後才會產生一個好奇寶寶