Marriage Humor

Morgan

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

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Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
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Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
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Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your  burden.'

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Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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# _( [% G' C7 n# c Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

2 R6 ~- p- x9 x2 t/ }* ^  s Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

+ a/ B% r: s$ p5 i, \/ m' U Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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4 _# ~1 D- q! r A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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8 K% _  i4 d/ ?& y9 G He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'