Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.

. ~2 @: t; y+ M( G. ?3 UOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

& N4 U9 |3 s  h$ A& J0 r3 r  AQuestion : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
+ b5 |$ g* H' b; x, sAnswer : " Tea please"
' w* y' d8 ~2 R5 w# d! v# N) oQuestion : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
$ K2 g0 e" z& {) u) T# LAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
0 H& J' [9 U) k, G4 u) t' z9 gQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
$ J7 e3 f& e+ @. lAnswer : "With milk"
% F, u: H. K3 \8 SQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
$ e1 P: Z8 u# O+ J  ^Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
" t& l, f# {! UAnswer : "With sugar"
" @9 H& ], J0 R8 o5 C) pQuestion : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
( o" d5 X" ]: k; o3 i7 V0 k7 pAnswer : "Cane sugar"
' T  e; n/ M& ^  h& YQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
9 I- H* z, f2 J! P0 ~  K1 ~- iQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"