美國 CBS 60 Minutes ( 六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法

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嘿各位，仔細看，越看越精采喔！ 這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes ( 六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長，我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。
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  [! a+ Z$ f  ]) GHere are just a few reasons. why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒，然後問你：你在想什麼？
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。

# X9 N. F# t3 d  d' k8 KIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
' k! O1 i6 V7 N40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽，她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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$ x3 `( y- G: i. |  \* MShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、且實際上更有趣的事情。
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4 K! d  O; Y+ ?+ A$ W! TWomen over 40 are dignified.
- L# y" M* S* f' N1 x" u; R9 l40歲以上的女人穩重自持

. {! I, ~2 G  S6 j* a0 Z% \0 }( WThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。
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Of course, you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

/ i# A9 C1 B7 v* LOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
0 h- o' q, \$ b& W$ i: v熟女不吝於讚美，不管是不是實至名歸。
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; c7 k( o8 B2 X; H7 `They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 h4 B# O6 ~  }: j& z因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈。
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6 I; F) X$ W) Z5 K( G% |+ y4 CYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
' ^: Y3 L$ h$ G* [% _" M* i你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
$ w# L/ s, n0 x& t$ l+ V0 h只要能夠對皺紋視而不見，40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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" ^2 b9 G& D- ]; o" G! UOlder women are forth right and honest.
. a& t6 r7 M" Z, |熟女直接又誠實。

' @" b. z( {! W6 r/ Q: r; k7 FThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋，她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點。
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) D: ~& x8 @% G% U! d, H: yUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
& H/ l6 O8 x5 [  _, Z8 L5 x不幸地，這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢？ )
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4 W  k/ Y( J" d* M: O. S& @For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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