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嘿各位,仔細看,越看越精采喔! 這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes ( 六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :
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8 f0 N' Q' W, C4 L# E( Z7 zAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.0 ?! C5 M z' O; i6 @$ J K
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。 # j+ H% d7 |2 q) {# V' W( f2 A
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Here are just a few reasons. why:
8 ]& w% E4 e, n) w3 s以下是些原因,為什麼呢?: Z, ~2 Y* ]# @& Y& ?5 c! n1 O- N
1 r- c/ C4 u9 l# [# dA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?", ^4 x' n5 t3 ]0 m7 V) P: V
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你:你在想什麼? E" X% w" ~4 U
( i5 p. V/ l p' c9 lShe doesn't care what you think.
7 O( g+ b% V6 t. m/ z她才不在乎你在想什麼。 + ~0 Y! ]0 s3 y4 p
4 ~6 U: c3 n$ gIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it. ) ~. c w/ ?$ G
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。! p1 n8 V7 F9 e) o# i3 L
& Y7 P* D q" T! }She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
3 n2 p1 i( G# i6 }她會去做她想做的、且實際上更有趣的事情。
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. {* H2 U4 N$ m% M. q! {( eWomen over 40 are dignified. ! l7 o' {8 X& U( Z) g
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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" ]& T& h1 x( P# C. l: \They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
: M6 |% k9 C i ^9 ?# P7 ?不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。 ; Y/ v; b* U+ q' Y" n& R0 t
. n# A9 R) `5 k# {4 EOf course, you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. ( ]7 S# C8 T6 F) b7 A# h
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。' h$ o5 L V7 J! y T5 y$ _2 G
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. X6 F0 B. [) M( [
熟女不吝於讚美,不管是不是實至名歸。0 z( B5 \. }) w
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.! t+ h+ L3 h5 a
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age.
: @4 G8 X2 I' [0 W0 Z女人越老越通靈。
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
4 a' K6 _* P4 P你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.' A. J L) w% u
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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$ R1 _+ q: g( s/ XOlder women are forth right and honest.
$ p f, w: [" d: o+ U熟女直接又誠實。
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.* b6 H# ~3 Z8 y( Z
如果你是蠢蛋,她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* S- i7 X, K: G- g9 ^你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。 ) j2 w' b4 ^( a, P3 l- |. U
1 c/ B$ N, H* ~# ?2 i! _Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
7 B/ G; @0 R5 w# y0 w3 R40 歲以上的女人有很多優點。
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
1 v) l* p( t$ o8 k不幸地,這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢? ): c( Z8 m5 v7 [! |
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. " T5 d* \3 d$ N* J' |6 p W: M
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