標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend [打印本頁] 作者: sunny.yu 時間: 2008-7-15 02:14 PM 標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend Let's learn some English this time. & J' d8 e! v- z: B% W' L' @% \ $ u1 n: K2 b |* K Y2 o- |! P" \- m( W+ QOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and..... 2 ~, U0 r, ?4 F- ^: Q- q" Z
- C2 q: O4 R$ ^8 YQuestion : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?" 2 o6 f' Z" l* t2 x: d3 [6 Q, Q2 |: DAnswer : " Tea please"0 N$ w/ Z7 Z: j8 w8 e
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?" : C; p- O5 W, v. u7 u8 j: RAnswer : " Ceylon tea"- C8 E5 ~( f: G# Y$ ?
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white? 7 d' F- O6 f5 C( t* `/ NAnswer : "white"" e- H* F. Y; @! {8 F
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?( X/ ^+ {+ p" }1 N3 @) k0 R% E
Answer : "With milk"3 w+ j" S) g( K; Q5 l3 ?
Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk" 7 s" ?! k5 a8 g+ @; XAnswer : "With cow's milk please.& B$ Y( A4 _# u- m" z& P
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?" 7 ]7 a- B# z) u: _* ~% b/ A% y+ A; |Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."1 R1 ?4 C- J' z& ^
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" # e3 }) X2 G! Q6 C# _Answer : "With sugar" - V0 Q1 V: ^( T/ H. k9 vQuestion : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"9 L/ _ d% {' c1 c" z
Answer : "Cane sugar"4 v, b$ Z' |& n: n
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?" ' X& `2 n# j9 C2 Q0 Z1 N$ vAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." 1 w0 J% Z+ R1 X* e0 VQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"0 E. t, j; f c* w* H, ?
Answer : "Mineral water" : A5 ?6 u( x3 g$ @& K2 BQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?" ! x4 d( v) i8 o" K# z/ y1 r, `Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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