Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
' `& P' N1 y$ N" q$ mAnswer : " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
5 L1 Y$ a$ O3 B9 q9 L3 n( ?1 qQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
, _- K, K) J9 X" p, r1 lAnswer : "With cow's milk please.
& E* T/ q' w4 ~/ JQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
: |6 g; j" c& UAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
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Answer : "Cane sugar"
" d, r. @9 a( \8 Y6 W3 S0 oQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
3 W( \8 Y& ?1 N; e/ LAnswer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
7 x$ w) I- e* c+ iAnswer : "Mineral water"
& F9 x# Z* b" q0 L% f7 MQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
4 E4 o7 ^% A$ U5 HAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"