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嘿各位,仔細看,越看越精采喔! 這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes ( 六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :4 ]3 X8 M5 O6 a E0 Y* ]% x+ d
' c/ @/ e+ b7 F, W) R8 R- IAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.1 i: c. }; K+ O" _) H
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人。
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Here are just a few reasons. why:
# N3 [+ b* ?3 b. V( A8 H以下是些原因,為什麼呢?+ G2 D0 u9 c; g5 V2 H
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
6 A* E4 S: v- R6 N( u0 F40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你:你在想什麼? 9 U& @5 d* Y3 V( L* h' C) _9 W
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She doesn't care what you think.
5 h+ J$ q9 L3 p* `# c) y( R3 i" B她才不在乎你在想什麼。 3 g3 P* |* o N# _8 o1 z- H* O
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around you whining about it.
+ i6 X# G# w# Z' c3 l40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。$ e0 ~1 H J, U7 X/ E4 p3 h, r9 _
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. & U) B) J1 a3 ~" S7 A \* G7 Y
她會去做她想做的、且實際上更有趣的事情。
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j$ g& _3 O& r' HWomen over 40 are dignified.
( z# M" f4 b/ M* q _40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
5 r" O: R/ h+ z2 y; k: W2 [不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫。
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Of course, you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 6 S. P: A/ G; ]' i5 \, }
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。! p7 h$ U& p; u, q$ E- j
5 c; B8 D$ f2 U1 E, ]9 Q7 r, YOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 C1 l5 C. x( Z+ N
熟女不吝於讚美,不管是不是實至名歸。
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.1 j- P9 ]9 j2 R1 m" Q/ s' \
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ; X: K/ b, l/ C+ n8 v4 ^: A
5 u/ Z. U; m: e2 i- i* BWomen get psychic as they age. ; F0 t* M7 O: T- p- w) c+ k* h
女人越老越通靈。5 [( p6 q2 {8 V+ ]3 a. O6 [* S6 }
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.& W Q' ]- D% M/ W; X
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔。 , {6 ^7 l' P3 H8 ?# k
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.( O/ y# B- V. c7 p/ \0 I
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。. Y3 V/ Q0 E7 f/ R( x; H
9 j: s d( k; l& Q- b% GOlder women are forth right and honest.2 \! r2 a% A$ o
熟女直接又誠實。
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one., E1 z+ M' x. i- f6 g
如果你是蠢蛋,她們會馬上叫你滾蛋。; O# N# v2 d( ?* U
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.: {! O0 M& |% R' Q0 S
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意。 . S, s- i8 _" F+ x
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
7 r; ?/ t, }' W# V$ n7 m40 歲以上的女人有很多優點。8 N1 G: S& v; d- R
1 V: T+ E) {8 wUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
2 H3 Q( }: j! R9 h" r& n Y4 m! r不幸地,這並不互惠。(40歲以上的男人呢? )7 ~/ v% |" a0 x/ ^/ f
9 U4 M9 F( z! I0 [! YFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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