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一方面是笑話,但更深一層就是代表現今教育機構的失敗...$ u; V7 K" I$ y9 c
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昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,櫃臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有 自己比較清閒,面帶微笑地接待了……
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櫃臺小姐:“Hello.”(你好!) ( }! `$ c' s# t
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老外:“Hi.”(你好!) 2 z1 D8 O6 E# ], X( m& m' a/ d; b
$ T4 t. A5 {4 v/ u2 o櫃臺小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什麼事?)
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老外:“Can you speak English?”(你會說英語嗎?)
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4 E* y7 ^8 |2 k* v$ L: E櫃臺小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 9 T( O* v! @6 `, q. P0 j
(如果我不 會 說 英語,我在說什麼呢?) , w7 B. P* z$ B4 g7 `6 l$ t7 @7 A6 F
& D9 p2 p+ \4 j老外:“Can anybody else speak English?” ) |5 }: m; C. P' `* @! C
(有其他人會說英語嗎?)
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" q% o' X( T; ~櫃臺小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people 6 f: l3 ]" Q1 v2 m
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 5 z, O: D" W' ]2 G: l- C, G
(你自己看看, 大家都在玩,沒人有時間,能等你就等;不等你就走!)
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” - e7 [* a, r0 q
(天啊!這� 有 人 會說英語嗎?)
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$ l, V4 m1 g* }( @( L/ ?櫃臺小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have ) X8 m% I, Q" |- P1 `/ }) R* E
what thing?”
6 }4 U0 o- q$ A. p5 \(喊什麼喊?安靜一會兒,你到底有什麼事? )
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老外:“I want to speak to your head.” % }' A! d; Y: x8 A: Z$ c* u; d% M
(我想和你的頭兒說話) 9 L- s$ ?5 F' R* Y
5 c' X/ l0 L+ R) u; ?+ }櫃臺小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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