Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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/ K4 o# |* U( D/ TOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
% J- C1 Y4 A* K) qQuestion : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
, E# e  ?7 \9 U8 ]Answer : " Ceylon tea"
8 A) C: ~- m5 q- W& H1 K$ LQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
0 v# u+ h1 W+ W7 i( g: C5 s  Q! FAnswer : "white"
4 O5 N4 \+ H# p$ X1 MQuestion : "Milk, or fresh cream?
3 q) L$ J5 N3 r' rAnswer : "With milk"
) g8 e4 L1 t# t3 D! m  }Question : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
5 j# W# W& R" u. A, nAnswer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
- t7 \$ P1 h, k; J* H( dAnswer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"