Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

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3 U5 ?( q7 U, V1 UOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
% l$ h+ P  _" d, h# u- d9 oAnswer : " Tea please"
: \$ g4 @, n3 s9 [$ _& v% l! q5 A" TQuestion : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
4 _: [, P% {& r/ PAnswer : " Ceylon tea"
- [, c5 s1 I8 {; {/ AQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
; M; b) b: e& Z% |+ m( TAnswer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
0 m. V1 n" A9 V- SAnswer : "With milk"
, Z, W0 Q  A: j9 k' T6 I6 X$ VQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer : "With cow's milk please.
: l6 D) E! E  A; }! ^4 ]5 rQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
# g* e! ?% ]) L3 d" WQuestion : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer : "Cane sugar"
Question : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
1 s! x9 B1 z* d- D" V  d) a9 @Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
. _$ U7 ~( G8 p7 YQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"