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一方面是笑話,但更深一層就是代表現今教育機構的失敗...2 b: y- @: P* {
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昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,櫃臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有 自己比較清閒,面帶微笑地接待了……
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6 q7 d, o T9 H I, `櫃臺小姐:“Hello.”(你好!) $ A, I/ |5 u; |8 V9 {$ k" U: y Z
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老外:“Hi.”(你好!)
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櫃臺小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什麼事?) n' A# y; t, ?. o! V4 ~4 u j
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老外:“Can you speak English?”(你會說英語嗎?) ) C6 x6 I& ~0 P* w6 _
0 `5 L) n3 E' ?; N2 H櫃臺小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
5 ~' [4 O; Q) x2 E+ w, D(如果我不 會 說 英語,我在說什麼呢?) 6 a8 ~! G6 L1 r3 ~$ a( ?# j
, y8 \0 ^9 q1 Z# }老外:“Can anybody else speak English?” - _- c3 t9 H% h& j
(有其他人會說英語嗎?)
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櫃臺小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people 5 {4 [: K- z1 K
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 3 V2 P, D- v* | y; t
(你自己看看, 大家都在玩,沒人有時間,能等你就等;不等你就走!)
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老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” ' k4 q$ y' K0 {/ s5 `' }
(天啊!這� 有 人 會說英語嗎?)
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櫃臺小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have 7 I/ o5 `. p5 Q7 l5 G L6 o
what thing?” & N. F G# h! { ]
(喊什麼喊?安靜一會兒,你到底有什麼事? ) ) o# W3 \! O. \
# Z4 S: `) e2 V* h; M. f老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
d% P" V, v! f/ q4 V6 z) Y; M(我想和你的頭兒說話)
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1 {! @# ~* m1 Q' [櫃臺小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” ! Q& Q; G) T5 t2 l8 C. J
(頭不在,你明天來吧 !) |
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