標題: Marriage Humor [打印本頁] 作者: Morgan 時間: 2008-10-6 10:59 AM 標題: Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' ( y% ~ _! s! T$ I; C2 c3 Q8 F& s+ _7 d: M) k- f' G8 N0 N1 i
Husband : Nothing. % q, ]8 K: v) r w# A5 Q$ u$ R2 b: m0 g# {! @
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' - |5 L! S+ Y1 {
1 P! k* R" l, u \ ?) h Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 7 i5 Z& A4 q& z# `# m/ G # X5 P& d( {) ?& O, S ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- 5 w! h% ~1 \. D y7 F3 G* o ( u, m. i/ A6 G% d+ `- H. d, @
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' * Y* X, C* Q$ [) C9 S& b / q+ [) r; T7 Q8 D" w' ` Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' ; I! z6 Q0 S. S- E' q
) l6 b9 z6 Q1 {" @) O% X2 G Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' & t: y& ]$ Z! M' K% M2 K 6 ^) w0 D- B/ ` Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' " R+ i7 i+ b4 o$ X
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; B7 _% g! i3 M+ w Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' - I O0 g5 |6 N- d; f5 m- q( ~- m+ ^" z
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Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 0 x" z' s. d+ u$ h, z' d- ]/ | ; c: P b8 B5 j# z8 F Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 3 f& W, o8 R" x: Q" W/ y 0 U7 }/ D! y" [1 H0 o- o4 B# S ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- * C3 P! `( d$ p: m3 a- f
3 ?& c r3 [6 C! R% e Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 3 x5 Y& H# N7 n9 W# c & j# _0 I! a5 d" j) v' K% m: X
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' . I! }6 w( F/ P5 v2 g : |0 S& H: w5 A; J4 j. u/ y
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 6 x) ]4 W9 a2 k0 V
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' ( Y& y4 V" d+ y/ a, w: p, a. h ; n" ?# J3 C: b: s5 } 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' , ~/ h1 l* G: z! N' T @6 _4 a' V1 g. i. ^8 d! L
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . / ?4 v6 t4 G! d0 H0 D$ z$ e# K! a7 b0 a2 X
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' 1 e6 d9 A( Y) N7 w& ~+ w1 _ 6 ~ M/ [ ^) I2 ?/ \/ ~& J ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- w, K; L. R' Y 3 N% K- s- V: w& {4 { A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' " z8 o% _ J1 |% N' x/ @
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He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'