標題: Marriage Humor [打印本頁] 作者: Morgan 時間: 2008-10-6 10:59 AM 標題: Marriage Humor Wife: 'What are you doing?' ; `; e. s1 v- C+ S& E& A3 e
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. c% I. r) D9 N Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' & @8 n$ h$ A: ^4 H0 }" u0 M : F: i/ p! w; t1 E/ i8 ^ Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' - T! r; S4 D3 o 4 g" O I( E: ^# {) k8 n/ c, \( k ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- # d# X3 b, f( j- v
9 S! G9 R$ G- S6 X% ` Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' # Y8 Z. J$ x J! u( p. t/ z! t
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Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' $ i9 V. }% }3 J: S5 L7 ]: b# w ; p! f0 R% g( m1 G& W Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' , K# L- c3 O* u' U, H4 Z/ t ( r, u3 H; ]" ~! g" v- M$ O Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' : {' c4 e; o/ H- x/ f" }
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7 D% m0 f8 ~9 @ Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' ' v" [6 \# ~) l8 M$ V* H2 d8 I
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Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' - s. R* T( ~! l X1 @
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' + r& p3 ?$ {4 c$ r
$ b, l' I' |0 p3 Z8 z Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' 1 e N( M+ b I 0 O. h7 n5 A1 T Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 8 Z) g t& A8 _9 a0 y+ k$ W
8 a5 }0 f% {) J ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____ ( t9 N! t F6 z2 S- n7 \ 4 G6 l1 B/ S) N$ i A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' : F( q! a) E9 w) b1 y5 G0 }
^3 a. z2 B# n4 k0 f 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' ; | I* c7 ]: Y4 f( Q4 @ g* V; d6 H4 ~& ]$ A4 K( ]4 Z- i
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 9 R# K# U9 Q @( p; O5 G+ H$ C& A% h' ~! _$ C7 G! _& m% P0 s( G
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' : ~: u$ O u V r" w
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1 ~; w" G$ b. z( U# u A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 5 A! S3 _' G# r. ]8 ^ ; h. \# s" R3 n/ Y$ V8 y$ W5 j
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'