標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend [打印本頁] 作者: sunny.yu 時間: 2008-7-15 02:14 PM 標題: Reasons why I never visit my rich friend Let's learn some English this time. / Z1 D5 X( `% K. P, x0 i( J ( {5 L1 E) T" mOnce while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and..... * K5 S3 h5 G" [/ E: D- R- j$ D
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Question : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"+ d" f% Q( X% c) f
Answer : " Tea please" # h X( w2 J$ b5 b/ W- RQuestion : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?" ( {# i/ {9 c8 }6 z. X# h9 nAnswer : " Ceylon tea"3 ?, o0 U: f5 a! K
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white? e4 A0 v# c% s% l
Answer : "white"/ G6 X! d4 {( l) j* w$ e$ m& l
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream? + v: }! i: e9 ]6 D" s9 XAnswer : "With milk" 5 Q& x }# W2 v" RQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"( g8 [, k8 ~2 X4 Z8 N# w5 w& ~: Z
Answer : "With cow's milk please. 1 m: B/ y" I f1 ~8 CQuestion : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?" 0 D# t3 v- \4 Z& lAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black." ( ?. [6 O; y6 z+ p' M( sQuestion : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" U8 e; V& V W5 wAnswer : "With sugar" - T" J2 m( a& C8 k) ^Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" . e1 k- c+ _8 d2 ]! |) R' KAnswer : "Cane sugar" # c; J/ B% |- w/ }2 RQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"7 w6 x# I" }1 x3 p; E( C
Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead." 4 }1 f; t2 A" w. _+ a, RQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"; u% W* B1 s; I2 t$ M Z3 k5 }
Answer : "Mineral water" ( j' Q. Q* u4 O# o K4 vQuestion : "Flavored or non-flavored?", I) s( @ A( ]2 N; K! P$ D
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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