標題: 夢想成真 [打印本頁] 作者: sunny.yu 時間: 2007-10-11 08:48 AM 標題: 夢想成真 譯文(兔兔/意譯) 5 u, D' f$ k' y" w0 L5 j+ i+ I. y& e
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.5 _8 l0 h( d8 B- W; H, \
曾經有個年輕人在他年輕的時候, 夢想成為一個偉大的作家。 2 t( E* r8 X1 j' I7 Z" q0 G1 Z$ H0 T- u% F
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" 7 |7 C$ F6 ~% n# s/ M
9 ~; l$ |0 u! R, [; m M當問到他什麼是”偉大”的時候,他說”全世界的人都會閱讀我的作品,這作品會喚起人們內心深處的感情與反應,會讓他們痛苦而且生氣的尖叫、大哭、哀嚎的東西!”2 X1 V5 ~. {+ L. m/ U' F; A' R
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... ; z# h# m# ?7 W/ }. E/ P8 x2 K( C作者: monkeybad 時間: 2007-10-12 11:38 AM
目前看不出有什麼笑點 這真的是笑話嗎? / c6 D& C1 Y, [( _1 c4 E7 ]好奇還是回覆一下後面會有什麼出人意料的地方!作者: jiming 時間: 2007-10-14 08:24 AM 標題: 工程師笑話。。。 Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start? . F; z1 X0 L! v2 b
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃鬱的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了... , a. D& s! [3 G ]% b+ Q6 l( z# v 7 J s3 _. d$ _8 Ewith.......computer technical explanation......... 7 O, ?& T# w' k; M* Z6 Y, ^言談間還引伸當前電腦術語作解說 .... 6 F- z( E" [! J1 U
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" - ]9 k$ ?. i: W/ d
「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 : `8 R# m" a5 b 1 L( n0 F9 }& Y, [+ c"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway." $ z, f ~' b4 I4 ?/ Z
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 " n" W1 I7 I+ i. Y" c6 r/ H- c# O/ K% z+ B) ?3 m
"So why not today? Please!" 6 W9 \8 s* H3 ?' ^. R; s" h「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 8 K; T/ A N1 `- f 3 t: N0 t+ M' M4 g"OK, but listen carefully." * ~( Y! F( W0 H& `: ^8 n! H3 u「好吧,你仔細聽著!」 % {& c9 z# p2 `2 e9 Q 9 I0 v2 f4 `$ c2 f4 h"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. 2 C! M' u$ C" R9 o! y「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識, $ v" C& r, f3 y7 K! |6 G5 P ?! z
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In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. " i9 f) O) U; E
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我相互連結上了, ; c( Y* q, c/ D: ~8 K9 a- A" a" z- w4 ?! M3 d+ o- d$ _: z
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. 9 X- K; ~% D* U" r& g d
那時你媽從我的記憶棒下載一些資料, - i# s) s! c+ F3 ?# H3 e
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When dad finished uploading we discovered, we used no firewall. # Q5 S% p* Z! |5 J( o' b5 {$ L8 q% m當我完成上載時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, : E$ G G6 ^0 V: Q. B - N+ m! i& n! E8 BSince it was too late to cancel or delete, ; X/ w: Q$ c; ]' C0 p8 h因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚, 2 ]. I8 P& @$ E# [9 V1 @6 f3 d ]. u) Y
nine months later... 1 ]5 `& c, H( F